Times are tough and some of us don’t have a lot of money to spend. That doesn’t mean we should stop giving. If you’re on a budget, you might like some of these gift suggestions. Each of these gift suggestions costs less than $10. Keep in mind that most of these gifts are novelty items for men with a sense of humor. Some of the topics can be offensive to both women and men. If a gift doesn’t follow you, keep going down the list. We hope you find something on this list. We wish you good luck and happy holidays!
#10 Inexpensive gifts for men: a woman’s remote control
This gift suggestion is on just about every gift item for men. The reason is that men like the article. The only problem with this gift suggestion is that it offends some women. If you feel offended now, please accept our apologies and skip the rest of this tip. A woman’s remote control has the ability to command any woman with the push of a button. Some of the features include muting, making you a sandwich, and doing laundry. Of course, the remote control works specifically with the imagination. If you don’t have one, then the remote won’t work. A cool girlfriend would help too.
#9 Inexpensive Gifts for Men: Instant Excuse Ball
Imagine the following scenario in your mind: You are a man watching the big game. His team is down four points and is ten yards from the end zone with only ten seconds left on the clock. At this crucial point in the game, your wife walks into the room and asks you to take out the trash. Ask yourself man. Would you know what to do when that happens? With the Instant Excuse Ball you’ll never have to worry about finding an excuse again. Don’t you want to talk to your mom? Go out with your mother-in-law? Then try some of these excuses. They are guaranteed to get you out of trouble.
#8 Inexpensive Gifts for Men: Wall Street Guru Ball
Why not put your life savings on the line with the Wall Street Guru Ball? Oh wait, we forgot you don’t have any. After all, what you’re looking at is a list of inexpensive gifts. With this ball you will always know what to do. It doesn’t matter if you are having a hard time deciding whether to close your position, open a position, cut your position or cover it. This is the ultimate investment ball. The best part is that this ball doesn’t cost half as much as an investment advisor would. Why spend thousands of dollars on a mutual fund when you can buy the Wall Street Guru Ball for less than ten dollars?
#7 Inexpensive Gifts For Men: Humorous Apology Notepad
How often do you and your husband fight? If she answered that question with a lot, then it sounds like her man needs the humorous apology notepad. The notepad comes with 50 excuse sheets that can get you out of trouble. Some of the excuses include that it seemed like a good idea, I was in a bad mood and I couldn’t help it. All you have to do is write your name, the offense and the date. This is one of the fun gifts we could find. The best part is that they don’t cost you an arm and a leg. With a little imagination you could do a lot with this gift.
#6 Inexpensive Gifts for Men: Yodeling Pickle
His singing is so much better than Nickelback, Black Sabbath and The Clash combined. The Yodeling selection will sing all your favorite songs. When I first bought this gift it was because a friend of mine broke my iPod. Instead of crying about it, I bought the Yodeling Pickle. Fortunately he sings all my favorite songs. The only complaint I’ve had is that he doesn’t let you plug in headphones. In case people around me start to get upset about the shooting. Of course, that almost never happens. The singing pickle is one of the best gifts of all time.
#5 Inexpensive Gifts for Men: Cat-a-Pult
Would you like to be at work and not actually work? They only pay you for doing nothing. Except instead of doing nothing, you could throw cats around the room and no, I don’t really mean real cats. The Cat-A-Pult is the gift that lets you shoot plastic cats at your friends, coworkers, and enemies. All you have to do is pull back on the “pult” part of the toy. Place your plastic cat on top. Then pull the trigger. Cats will fly a maximum of twenty feet. If cats aren’t your thing, you can also go for the ninja-a-pult or the pickle-pult. There are probably many more topics than that. We just pick a few at random.
#4 Inexpensive gifts for men: Sarcastic ball
Let’s face it, when it comes to women, men love to be sarcastic. Just take my dad for example. He is a middle-aged man who never tires of destroying his wife. Last time I visited, I smelled it. My mom said something to which my dad responded with “Wow, that’s what they came up with if you can’t blind ’em with brilliance, baffle ’em with bull.” If you want to be like my dad, you might appreciate this gift. It’s called the sarcastic ball and you’ll never run out of sarcastic things to say with it. In general, the sarcastic ball is a funny gift.
#3 Inexpensive gifts for men: emergency briefs
Don’t let dirtying your underpants ruin your day. With emergency briefs you’ll have a fresh pair of briefs when you need them most. It is much better to be safe than soaked. You may be thinking to yourself that my man doesn’t need them. Think again miss. If you don’t wash your clothes, you probably won’t be able to see all the tire marks your man left behind. When that happens, it’s best to have an emergency pair of briefs. Of all the freebies in this article, this is actually one of the least expensive freebies we could find.
#2 Inexpensive gifts for men: fart button
Fart Humor: The cornerstone of a man’s sense of humor. If it’s not a joke about women then it’s a fart joke. With this button, your man can easily let everyone in the room know when he’s farted. All he has to do is press a big red button. On top of that, the fart button also produces tons of fart phrases and sounds. Some of the sounds include 1. Fart… Go see a doctor, will you? 2. Fart… Oops, that one burned and 3. Fart… that one came off. If you’re not a fan of farts, you probably won’t like this gift. However, men of all kinds will love it.
#1 Inexpensive Gifts for Men: Whoopee Cushion
For our final gift recommendation, we wanted to recommend a classic. This unique gift has put a smile on men’s faces for years. With the whoopee cushion, your man will never run out of laughs. All he has to do is inflate it and put it on a seat. When a victim walks, she unknowingly sits on the screaming cushion to be embarrassed by the sound of a fart. The best part of this gift is that it is inexpensive. It’s not hugely priced like some gifts.